The Daily Jakob : Education

 

 

 

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The Daily Jakob

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King's Visit in Hellin High School

 

Last night, at 2 a.m, King Jakob Strauss-Barbosh visited a classroom of what is considered as the best High School of the Capital ( with a success rate at the final exam of 9.7 %).

 

 

 

  What a good surprise for students during their maths lesson yesterday : in this night of work, the King of Looland attended to this boring lesson while Mr. Skware-Rüt, the professor, pretty drunk, was sleeping on his desk. The students, who were smoking together (and not only tobacco), intoned the song “God save the King” when J.S.B entered in the classroom. The King is very respected in Looland High Schools because he is known to distribute sweets to pupils who give him a kiss, sign of respect in Looland.

 

   The drunk teacher woke up during the patriotic song and began to dance, one more time, on his desk and finally fell down on the vodka infested floor, completely sick.

 

    The King said to the journalists that he was “very very proud of the High School” and that “the quality of teaching here is probably the best of the world”. We can just confirm King's words when we hear pupils testimonies : “We very happy of King !” - “ Cheeeers !!” …

 

    The visit finished with a speech of the King, in the classroom, in front of four journalists (from the Daily Jakob) and two pupils only waiting for more sweets. We must say that the other students escaped by the windows to go to sleep after six days non-stop working (sleepless...).

 

                                                                       

     

 The classroom at 5 a.m ...

 

 

                                                                         The Daily Jakob education department