Looland's unforgettable hotels and restaurants

If you want to visit Looland, you will have to find a place to stay at night. Here are some hotels you would never forget :

One of the most famous hotels in Looland is this one, Paul's coffins.

The hotel owner, Paul Tarse, an old gothic man, never had the chance to find a hotel which allows him to be himself. That's why he decided to create this hotel. You would have the unique chance to sleep in a coffin during your life. Rest in peace... The price for a night is 150$.

If you want to have a stay in this hotel which is in Looland, send an email to Mr Tarse: [e-mail]

 

 

Another hotel you will never forget is called Woof.

This hotel is situated in the countryside, about 5 miles from Roughkov. The owners are found of dogs! They decided to built this hotel by their own and one of their choices was to create an environnement for humans with dogs' lifestyle... The price for a night is 90$ per personn.

If you want to know more about this hotel, you can send an email to Mr and Mrs Loan: [e-mail]

 

 

The Boxing Spirit Hotel is situated in Hellin, the capital of Looland.

When the King realised there where not enough place in Hellin he had the idea of this hotel, that's why it is the first hotel in Looland where you can sleep in a kind of box hanged in the air. There isn't any bathroom nor restroom in the boxes. If you go there, you would be at 200 meters above the ground. The most amazing thing is : if you go to this "hotel", you will have to be in the box at 21pm as it would go up, and it would only go down at 10am the next day. In general, if the weather is windy, you won't be able to sleep well because the box would move all night because fastenings are faulty. The price for a night is 200$.

To get more informations, get in touch with the owner: [e-mail]

 

 

Now that you know where to sleep you probably want to know where to eat. Here is a list of Looland's finest restaurants :

 

Crapitto's ** :

This restaurant situated in Hellin is the best Italian restaurant in all of Looland. Crapitto's offers the best of Iatalian cuisine with the exception of pastas and pizzas because Loolanders find those disgusting. Still, if you want a tiramisu Crapitto's is the best place to get one. 

 

 

 

 

 

Captain Octopus ****** :

Captain Octopus is the only six stars restaurant in the world. To taste the very best of Looland's specialities such as oysters rockfeller, the poor man's shrimp and the lemon octopus, you must come to this restaurant situated in Roughkov.

 Loolanders elected Captain Octopus as their favourite restaurant for the past 50 years.

Big Wong *** :

This restaurant was the first of many Chinese restaurant in Looland, and remains the most loved one. If you like chinese cuisine you can only love the new improved chinese cuisine by Loolanders chefs. Here you'll find the very famous recipe in all of Looland : braised dog with a northern sauce.

 

 

 

Captain Octopus.