The descriptions of the available films

Here, you can see some descriptions on these movies.

 

1 - President's genealogy.

It is an abomination, if you don't know the history of our President. It talks about all Looland's Presidents, which laws they instaured? What they did to people to become free? With wich personn Presidents get married, and with who did they got children? All these questions are answered in this film because, it is very important to know, and to become less idiot.

 

2 - President's life.

Are you curious? Do you love to know everything on everyone?

So this serie it is realised just for you. Each days, there is a new episodes about the President's life, what he does with his family on the day...it means NOTHING!

 

3 - The convicter prisonners.

Even if you give advices to someone, this personn will never listen to you. So, in this film we can see the consequences of people who doesn't obey to the President...but what could you say if it is "you should have listen to me".

The surprise it's to see, how these people die and decomposes.

You should see it because it is very funny to watch.

 

4 - The duties of a women.

It is for women who are loosing their ways, for women who wants to copy the other bad countries where woman "are emancipated", for men and women who are forgotten their laws: men are working and women are in the house.

This film show us what a man or a woman can or cannot do. A  film produced for a better understanding in a couple. A lot of stories and funny testimonies of couples who lost their place and told us how they have changed.

 

5 - Wine and alcohol.

"For a good health, please, drunk wine three times per day".

This one of many laws which has been instaured. So, in this film we can see the history

of wine, and it's kind deed. Wine, it is our pride, and the best in the worldwide! So come to see it!

 

Few details about : LoocineLand.

Cinema is very present in our culture.

All movies we made became famous, because it had a great succes in Looland.

There is only one cinema which called  "LoocineLand".

There are a few interesting films.

The only themes which are allowed to be diffused in this country, it is about the President and his family; convicted prisonner; wives; wine and alcohol.

These themes are choosen because it makes people laugh and it is comic.

All of these films are the same since more than two or three centuries, but from generation to generation, we modernize these ones, by bringing new ideas to please customers.

 

The dresscode required to come in Loocineland:

- MEN: Black and White Scratches suits.

- WOMEN:  Purple and Pink Scratches bikini, with "pareo" and lovely scratches heels.

- CHILDREN: Yellow and Orange Scratches T-Shirt and Pantalons.

 

 

***An advice just for you, because we take care of our customers : Don't forget to watch all these films, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SANCTIONNED.

Watch these movies at least three times per months.

Every 10 years, we bring some modification to make you happy.

Come on to watch some movies for a REALLY GOOD PRICE, just for 100 dollaz per movies and per personns.